Watch first video before proceeding with the rest of the post:

Redefining the term “Kids do the darnedest things.” He must have written this book above or at least got editor credits cause I don’t think I’ve heard anything more awesome in a long time. This 4 year old wanted to be arrested so he could see his dad, in prison.  You cant blame a kid for trying. He’s obviously on the right path, getting drunk, breaking and entering, and cross dressing. That sounds like a night for the memory books if you ask me. This kid is gonna have the coolest story at show and tell on Monday. He’s gonna get all the ladies at finger painting because everyone knows girls love a bad boy.

This kid is clearly didn’t read the book written by our friend in the video. This is not the way to cop dome on the playground.

UPDATE: Upon further review this kid probably keeps bitches in line  like the US soldiers did in Vietnam, by hold a grenade to their head it ensures incase the bitch is hiding a razor blade in her mouth trying to cut your piece off she’s going to the afterlife with a mouth full of USO meat if there are any indiscretions. Good job buddy, keeping it real since 1998.

Like this girl:

Now this kid knows what the fuck is up. Prowling in shitty “myspace-style im-too-ugly-to-pose-with-other-people” photo is the way to get your name out there and increase your street cred. Fucking shit up is obviously this kids job.