I think he’s just swell.
I mean look at how handsome he is.
Grandmother approved .
I hear he has the softest hair on Long Island.
Hair gel and a fake tan is included.
DJ Drewlife
You heard it here first.
(come to think of it you probably won’t hear this anywhere else)
((not because we have this exclusive, but because no else will want to play it))
(((its ok though we’ll pretend and make it seem like we like it anyway)))
((((you should too))))
