I was informed by Mike (noChelnis) yesterday, that apparently THIS GUY is my new idol, citing the “possession of over 500 trousers and 5,000 neckties.” I’ll admit some envy. But this guy definitely deserves some shine on the blog.

Some of my favorite excerpts from the WIKI:

“Wall ascribed his longevity to the fact he never saw physicians and never drank water, claiming: ‘There are more old drunkards than there are old doctors’.”

and

“Having inherited $2 million before the age of 22, he became a leader of the American cafe society….. When he died, he left only $12,608, having ’squandered nearly every cent on pleasure’.”

I also learned the proper meaning of the term DUDE: A dude is an individual, typically male, particularly somebody well dressed or who has never lived outside a big city.