In a (I am guessing) drunken angry stupor, Allan Yu created a post titled:
I want our old stadium and manager back
And in the mean time DON. are officially Boston Red Sox fans.
Then Billy Madison followed up with:
THE BLATANT LIES BELOW
Clarification. I have never, and will never, no matter how long I’m in Boston for lose my love for the pinstripes and the boys from the bronx. That being said I want my team back from 96 and 98. So parts of DON. may be but the boy from the Bays will always be a bombers faithful.
oh yea…
compared to this.
there Isn’t even a question.
Get ready this summer in the lamptons is going to be a wild one. I’ll be outta Baaahhston soon enough. Less then two weeks, summer begins, and I’ll be lampin in the Hamptons, like what the fuck is a hammock?
-Billy. Fucking. Madison.
P.S. the mets suck too.
SO.
To set the record straight, Allan and Billy are both STUNAD. All New York Teams SUCK this year, true. But we all know that DON (actually just me) is New York METS fans. We suck this year, just like we have since the beginning. So we are used to the constant disappointment, I’m pretty sure there is a disclaimer on the tickets to Citi Field stating that you will leave disappointed.
Looking back, Billy was probably drunk as well.
Moral of the story:
